Remember Ash!!!!????!!!!!

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My friend Niles is doing this very strange series. And by very strange, I mean I want to get it pregnant behind the G train.

My friend Niles is doing this very strange series. And by very strange, I mean I want to get it pregnant behind the G train.

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Am I the only person under 40 who friggin loves the Lovett? (Lyle that is)

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Everyone, I am mysteriously teary eyed and gooey hearted this morning. I love you all so much. Listen to some Arlo Guthrie with me.

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For pure teeth gritting determination and narrative impact, this song is ubeatable. Listen to it in a dark room while you sob angrily.

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I am definitely not gay. Unless I am listening to this song. Then I am just pretty sure.

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I swear he really loves me! I just make him mad sometimes! (In this case, “him” is my friend’s window sill).

I swear he really loves me! I just make him mad sometimes! (In this case, “him” is my friend’s window sill).

If you’re morning needs a little jizz in a jar, The Toy Dolls are here to help. Happy Friday.

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Magic v Science

Magic comes along before science to help illuminate the path. Then science shits all over it, until it needs it.

If a wizard tells a scientist, “Hey! I have a potion that stops other wizards from stealing your soul and turning it into a love potion!” the scientist is going to call him an idiot, but probably use some really sciency words to do it, just to make the wizard feel as stupid as possible.

But if then a group of black market perfumers get ahold of technology that let’s them get a genetic blue print of pheromones, and they send out sexy agents to clubs to flirt w beautiful people and steal their essence using state of the art pheromone scanning devices and then turn it into perfume, and the government says to the scientist, “We’ll give you $100,000,000 if you can stop these monsters from stealing our scents and turning it into perfume!!!” that scientist might just go back to that wizard and say “So… what was in that potion?”

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isaiahtoothtaker:

"I’M NOT EASILY LOVED" by Isaiah Toothtaker, watercolor & sharpie pen on Arches watercolor paper

isaiahtoothtaker:

"I’M NOT EASILY LOVED" by Isaiah Toothtaker, watercolor & sharpie pen on Arches watercolor paper